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Love is like Heaven's STD...stick with me here. It takes a relationship and contact to spread it. When you're practiced in being a loving soul, it's easy to share and highly contagious. It'll flare up on you at any given time. It's effects are long lasting. So, spread the joy of Heavenly STD and love one another. WARNING: If you don't handle it properly you'll be fucked, HA! A friendly smile cast in the direction of any givien person can be a rare gem of kindness, a treasure to put in one's chest to be savored. I try to remember to smile at AND make eye contact with people throughout the day. It's amazing how a simple touch of human connection in the form of such a simple gesture can lift the mood of a moment and change entire outcomes. So, smile your ass off, but not in a creepy molester way, that won't go over very well. Every day is an orchard full of golden, delicious,opportunities, ripe for the pickin'. Did you fill yer basket today? Today, during one of my classes, I had a Star wars geek moment for shiz! While giving a linear perspective demo, I equated a bad 3D box drawing to a Jaw Sand Crawler...my students just sat there, dazed and unable to make the connection! Okay, either I am a complete whack job or there is no hope for the youth of today! Really? Earlier in th eday, I wanted to show a student the raw brute force of my new bad ass pencil sharpener. So I took her paint brush and shoved the stick end into the sharpener. The beast ate it up and left a tiny tip of black paint at the point. My student took one look and said,"That's so COOL. So can yo write with it now?" and she tried to write something...I just looked at her and gauged the gravity of her remark. She was serious. WOW! I just heard the news about J Bieber getting egged in the land down under...sucks to be him. Probably the closest he'll ever get to actually having huevos! HA! Sad, very sad... Well, here we go. I guess it was bound to happen that I couldn't resist yet another avenue for spreading the filth that just flows from mine own head. Hold on to them guts and whatever sand you may got in your jar, cuz sonny, I just may be tickling yer armpit with the ridiculous things I throw into this vaccuum of lameness |
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